Update on the Train to Nowhere

New Mexico has its train to nowhere, and now it looks like Alaska is actually going to get its bridge to nowhere! Wouldn’t it be cool if the train to nowhere could take passengers to the bridge to nowhere (we have already bought some track in Colorado)? And while we are making such wise use of the taxpayers money, let’s not forget the run the nowhere train down to the spaceport that takes passengers to nowhere.
Update 12/23/05: Alaska is actually getting its BRIDGES to nowhere. At least Alaska is in the national news with its taxpayer ripoff. In New Mexico we ripoff the taxpayer while managing to keep the train to nowhere under the radar.